We are getting closer to the start of the show. Who do you guys think will win the tag team title match on the pre-show? Can the Rhodes Brothers retain? Will the Old Age… err, New Age Outlaws have one more run with the belts?
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Wait… Hacksaw owns a suit but HBK doesn’t? That’s hilarious.
The ppv panel this month consists of HBK, Hacksaw and Ric Flair. Never heard Hacksaw talk this much and he isn't bad… at all.
Del Rio is about to get his number…
Didn’t tell us what he got though…
Vickie is doing in control of the ping pong balls this year. Insert joke here.
It’s preshow time:
Tag Team Title Match: The Rhodes Brothers vs. The New Age Outlaws-
Cody and Road Dogg start it off. Road Dogg is in charge early: landing multiple punches and kicks. Cody goes for the disaster kick, but Dogg dodges. Dogg end up on the outside. Goldust hits a running senton on Bad Ass. Cody dives over the top with a splash on Dogg.
WOW, flipping powerbomb by Goldust on Dogg.
Powerslam by Goldust on Bad Ass.
Both Outlaws are in the in the ring. Springboard dropkick by Cody on both Outlaws.
Dogg goes for the pump handle slam, but Cody reverses it into Crossrohodes. Bad Ass snuck a tag and hit the Fameasser on Cody for the win. Holy crap, THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Looks like the Daniel Bryan vs. Bray Wyatt match is first up. This must mean Bryan is actually going to be in the Rumble as a surprise entrant. Give him time to rest up between matches.
Singles Match: Daniel Bryan vs. Bray Wyatt-
It’s time. Bryan and Bray lock-up. Bryan is in charge. He sends bray down with the kitchen sink.
Bray sends Bryan into the ropes but Bryan dives through and splashes Harper and Rowen. The Ref kicks Harper and Rowen away from ringside. Bryan dives of the top rope and splashes Bray. Bray charges Bryan but Bryan moves and Bray hits the ring steps knee first.
Bryan locks Bray into an Indian death lock and WOW Bryan curb stomped Bray!
Bryan is working over Bray’s leg. So far Bryan is kicking the crap out of Bray.
Bray arm wrenches Bryan on the ring apron.
Bray tosses Bryan clear across the ring with a suplex. Then sends Bryan to the outside.
Uranage suplex by Bray. That was sick.
Oy… Spider walk by Bray. Lol Man that is creepy.
Daniel Bryan is house of fire! He is kicking every part of Bray’s ass. He sets up Bray on the top and sticks him with a hurracanranna. Great match so far.
Bryan goes for his DB special but gets met with clothesline from Bray. Bryan sends Bray to the outside, then runs and jumps off the apron and crushes Bray with a spinning DDT!
Bryan hits drop kick off the top, kips up then kicks Bray’s head off. Only a two count.
Bryan goes for his multi drop kicks in the corner, but gets met with a clothesline from hell from Bray.
Bray goes for Sister Abigail, but Bryan reverses it into a pin, another two count. Bryan locks in the yes lock, but Bray bites Bryan fingers to get out of the hold. Bryan hits a splash of the top, another two count. Bryan sends Bray to the outside. Bryan tries the rope dive, but Bray catches him and hits Sister Abigail into the barricade!
Bray rolls Bryan back into the ring and hits another Sister Abigail for the win.
Bray Wyatt defeated Daniel Bryan via pin fall. Great match. Wow.
I think my prediction for the Rumble winner is off. Based on what just happened, Daniel Bryan will win the Rumble tonight.
Singles Match: Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman vs. The Big Show-
Right out the gate Lesnar goes after show. He even hit a spinning back fist. Heyman slides in a chair and Lesnar beats the crap out of Show with it.
No bell= no DQ. All of this is legal.
Why hasn’t the ref rung the bell yet?
HA! The ref rung the bell, Lesnar tried to hit Show with a chair, but gets hit with the WMD! Lesnar isn’t out but he is wobbling…
Show has landed multiple body shots. Lesnar ducks a punch from Show and picks him up for an F5. Lesnar walked around the ring (yes you read that right) and destroys Show with a huge F5. It’s over.
Brock Lesnar defeated the Big Show via pin fall.
After the match, Lesnar works over Show with another steel chair. He whips him from the ring, to the outside of the ring. Lesnar broke a steel chair on Show’s back. Heyman hands him another chair so he can continue the beat down.
Hey! It’s a Shield promo! Never gets old.
I will never understand why so many people hate Randy Orton. He is way better then he gets credit for.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Randy Orton (C) vs. John Cena-
Orton is in control early. He is working a headlock on Cena.
The crowd is firmly behind Daniel Bryan… even though he isn’t in this match lol.
Now the crowd his firmly behind Y2J. This crowd is all the way live.
Orton suplexes Cena from the outside into the ring. Only a two count. Now a loud boring chant breaks out in the crowd. I can’t say I don’t agree with them.
Orton is in control but gets distracted by the crowd. Cena gets up and picks up Orton for the AA, but Orton reverses and hits a ddt. Cena kicks out a two (shocker, right?).
Orton goes up top to taunt the crowd, but Cena grabs him and lands the electric chair drop. Cena goes five moves of doom, but before Cena can go five knuckle shuffle, Orton hits a powerslam.
Cena and Orton end up on the top rope, but Cena throws Orton off the top and hits his diving fameasser. Two count.
Orton knocks out Cena with a ddt of the apron to the outside. Cena isn’t moving.
Cena kicks out at two.
Orton goes for the RKO, but Cena ducks low and locks in the STF. Orton gets to the ropes. Cena finally gets to hit the five knuckle shuffle. Cena picks up Orton for the AA, but the ref got knocked down by Orton’s feet. Orton taps, but there is no ref. Orton grabs the title and hits Cena in the head with it. Cena still kicks out at two. I am noticing a kicking out a two trend with Cena… hmmmm.
Cena surprises Orton and hits the AA, and Orton kicks out at two… I think that’s Gimmick infringement.
Cena picks up Orton, who hits Cena with the RKO! Cena kicks out at two.
A “We want Diva’s” chant breaks out so Orton poses for the crowd.
Orton reverse Cena and locks in the STF, Cena gets out and puts Orton in the Crossface, which Orton turns into the AA! Cena kicks out at two.
Orton picks up Cena, who RKO’s ORTON!!! Orton kicks out at two.
Cena tries to give Orton the AA of the top, but Orton wiggles out. Cena dives off and hits a ddt. Cena locks in the STF. The lights go out and the Wyatts appear. The distract Cena long enough for Orton to hit the RKO for the win.
Randy Orton defeated john Cena via pin fall.
After the match the Wyatts beat the crap out of Cena.
Cena looks totally out of it.
The Royal Rumble Match:
Entrant Number 1: CM Punk
Entrant Number 2: Seth Rollins
No elimination.
Entrant number 3: Damien Sandow
Entrant Number 4: Cody Rhodes
CM Punk Eliminated Daminen Sandow
HOLY CRAP! Entrant Number 5: KANE!
After a kick to the head, CM Punk eliminated KANE!
Entrant Number 5: Alexander Rusev! (From NXT)
Entrant Number 6: Jack Swagger
Entrant Number 7: Kofi Kingston
Entrant Number 8: Jimmy Uso
Entrant Number 9: Goldust
Alexander Rusev has been elimintaed.
Kofi get thrown out, but gets caught by Alexander. He sets Kofi on the barricade. Kofi gets up and jumps from the barricade to the RING!!
Entrant Number 10: Dolph Ziggler
Entrant Number 11: R-Truth
R-Truth eliminated by Seth Rollins
Jimmy Uso eiminated byt Dean Ambrose
Entrant number 12: Kevin Nash
Jack Swagger eliminated by Kevin Nash
Entrant number 13 Roman Reigns
Kofi Kingston eliminated by Roman Regins
Roman Reigns Eliminated Kofi Kingston and Kevin Nash
Goldust eliminated Cody
Reigns eliminated Goldust
Entrant Number 14: Sheamus!
Entrant Number 15: The Miz
wth? They are on 19... sooooo Entrant 19: Fandango?
Entrant number 20... El torito?????? lol
El Torito eliminated Fandango
Roman Reigns eliminated El torito
Entrant Number 21: Luke Harper
Entrant number 22: Jey Uso
Entrant Number 23: JBL!!!!!
JBL eliminated by Roman Reigns
Entrant Number 24: Eric Rowen
Entrant Number 25 Ryback
Entrant Number 27... yeah i know... I have no idea what happening here. lol: Albert Del Rio!
Entrant Number 28 Batista
Batista eliminated Ryback
Entrant number 29 Big E. Langston
Entrant Number 30 Rey Mysterio
Big E. Langston eliminated by Sheamus
Seth Rollins elliminated Rey
Roman elimniated Luke Harper
Roman eliminatd Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose
KAne comes from the crowd and eliminated CM Punk. Well my pick to win the Rumble is shot. I can't believe I am about to say this but I guess Batista is going to win the Rumble. Considring who is left I would prefer Reigns to win.
Batista, Sheamus, and Reigns are the only people left. The crowd is pissed. they keep chanting for Daniel Bryan.
Reigns dumps out Sheamus.
Reigns and Batista are left.
Spear by Batista!
Sppear by Reigns!
Batista eliminates Roman Reigns to WIN the Royal Rumble.
The crowd is chanting NO! The WWE Clearly isn't paying attention to what the WWE fans what. No one cares about Batista. The Wrestlemania card better be insane because if it's Orton v. Batista, a lot of people, including me, will not care enough to look. I will cross my fingers that something happens to fix this stupidity.